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The ironic thing about this article is that it’s satire that’s supposed to be making fun of Beyonce’s feminism by comparing her to a “great” feminist like S.B. Anthony, when actually, Beyonce /is/ a better feminist than S.B. Anthony. Like S.B. Anthony was a fucking racist puta who only care about white femininity and stepped on black men and women in order to achive ~suffrage~ like… lmao ?? Susan B. Anthony /IS/ A Shit-Sucking Gutter Feminist
I won’t deny that Susan B. Anthony wasn’t the greatest and I’m not going to defend her in saying the next statement: What the fuck has Beyonce actually done to fight for women’s rights and freedoms except for act as a face for a needless movement and attempt to ban the word “bossy” because it’s “oppressive” to women? She’s another star capitalizing on the fame and success fans have given her, she just happens to be a woman. I don’t understand what makes her so much greater than Susan B. Anthony because she hasn’t actually done anything.
Remember Beyonce’s insanely sexist song “If I Were a Boy?”
Why the hell are people comparing Susan B Anthony to Beyonce? Susan B Anthony died in 1906, morons, over 100 YEARS AGO. Comparing the two would be ridiculously inaccurate. Standards for feminism back then, when women lacked suffrage and many basic rights, and now, where women are equal to men in about every way, are completely different. And Beyonce isn’t an angel, she’s proven herself to be insensitive. She used the soundtrack of the Challenger explosion for one of her songs.
I like Beyonce, but I think people need to be real with themselves and admit that they wouldn’t be gassing her up for all her feminist ‘achievements’ AT ALL if she was white. Because, as it’s been pointed out, she hasn’t said or done anything that hasn’t already been said or done before. And speaking of insensitive, how about when she sang with her husband on a track where he makes references to the domestic abuse of Tina Turner, but in a sexual manner?
In ‘97 I bite, I’m Ike, Turner, turn up
Baby no I don’t play, now eat the cake, Anna Mae
Said, “Eat the cake, Anna Mae!
But you know, #BanBossy and all that…